Welcome Kids, Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you.
This blob or BLOG is written to apologize for removing or taking a corned beef and cabbage lunch from a dear, little old timer.
It was TT’s fault. He talked me into it. Stubb, heads up! The old fellow will never miss it. Attack now I’m starved.
 We were hanging out at the Senior Center, and everyone was having lunch outside. I hid under the table, and the smell of CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE drove me crazy. TT lost it and went wild. Screaming over and over, ATTACK NOW! A little old fellow with wild white hair took a giant bite of his CORNED BEEF. His mouth stretched wide and popped open, and his false teeth flew out! He yelled and jumped up. I rolled out from under the picnic table and grabbed his  plate filled with CORNED BEEF and CABBAGE. I dashed back under the table and inhaled his lunch. It was delicious. Just as he found his flying teeth, I escaped. TT and I hit the street running. Well not really running, because TT’s bloated and heavy and bumping along. Kinda like squish, plop, plop bump. The bump is TT hitting the sidewalk.
TT checking In. Stubb, I hate the word BLOATED!! Heads up! If I’m BLOATED so are you!
“TT, when we were escaping from under the table, I heard the old timer say he really enjoyed eating his CORNED BEEF and CABBAGE lunch! And couldn’t wait to eat the dessert, green ice cream. HUMMMMMMM.
Wisdom from TT. Memory Loss! Great! Hooray! It’s good for the old timer to share his food with us since he doesn’t remember eating it. Everyone is happy. I predict a LONG friendship with this marvelous, Gramps!!
Well, Kids, I hope you enjoy St Patrick’s Day. Eat lots of those GREEN COOKIES shaped like SHAMROCKS.
Don’t forget to wear GREEN or you’ll get a PINCH!!!!! TT pinches me all the time to get my attention. The pain shoots up my tail, it collapses and flops down. Not exactly my SUPER STUBB IMAGE.
Keep reading. Find a Green Book and read it!!!!!!!!!
Stubb and TT